An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.
Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.
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